To those of you who think going to the 5:00AM post Thanksgiving Day sale is a good idea:
In a crazy dream sequence I imagine a Wal-Mart employee gunning down people trying to get $20.00 DVD players and $5.00 crock-pots
Boom!
20 grams of lead, free to the first 100 customers! Muah ha ha ha!
Boom!
No rain checks motherfuckers!!!
Boom!
Then again, maybe I am the only one amused by unthinkable violence perpetrated by someone who is a victim of a pervasive cultural ugliness. 
"Did I say that DVD player would be $20.00? I meant that it will cost you your first born."
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