Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop:
A Poet's Banal Slop

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

From so much to choose!
I just can't STOP!
Each Choice Means You LOSE!
Each Win Means You FLOP!

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

You're sure to abuse
like an L.A. cop.
You've got no excuse
But You Just Won't Stop

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

You're wide, and she's loose
On THIS "Whistlestop" :-)
Like PLUMP Christmas Goose
You're Ready To SHOP
So get her to juice;
kiss, and be on top.

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

End This Rhyme, Mr. Seuss!
This Has GOT To STOP! >:O

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!