Keep Your Wife Happy For Life

How To Keep Your Wife Happy
with Dog Food

TV Commercials are so clever these days.
They inspire covet in so many ways.
It's
good to
Keep your pets happy for life!
with IAMS, said the TV ad.
Why not feed it to your wife?
It just might make her less sad.
And
Also
Meijer says Buying More means you Pay Less.
I've studied this phrase many-a-times
With logic, it does not coalesce.
Kinda like a skullfuck gangbang by nine mimes.
So
Why not
Buy a suit, comb your hair, and find work that pays.
You too can be food upon which rich man preys.