Not Bad For A Loud Child Or An Obese Lesbian

My Review Of Village Green Apartments for AllMSU.com

If you are a student, you are too far from campus. There is not a single place to where you can walk. It exists is a desolate sprawling suberb and the area has no culture. Numerous shootings have occurred near the Lansing Mall. If you like snuff films this is a good place to live because on the weekends there is a good chance that you can look out the window and see someone dieing from a gunshot wound or a random beating. Every now and then, drunk pot-head teens would call me on the intercom and demand that I let them in. The bottom line is that this apartment complex isn't for students. It is for factory and retail workers who have a G.E.D.,smell bad, put out their cigarettes in the hall way, and beat up their baby mama in front of my door. The pool was always littered by loud children and marred by the canoodleing of obese lesbians. They had an okay GYM but the treadmill was always hogged (pun intended) by some guy who was like 450 lbs and had this miserable look on his face. You wanted to say to him, "Why even try? Just die in dignity, surrounded by McDonald's wrappers and Krispy Cream boxes". The management staff was polite and accessible, but some of them were clinically retarded. Don't be fooled by the swank lobby, this isn't an example of the complex as a whole. Unless you hit rock bottom in life, do not live here.

The poster of this rating had a 1 bedroom apartment with 1 bathroom and paid $550 for rent with a $200 security deposit.

Parking rating:	A (Excellent)
Quality rating:	C (Acceptable)
Safety rating:	D (Undesirable)
Office/management rating:	B (Good)
Overall rating:	D (Undesirable)
Opinion summary:	It was fine but I wouldn't live there again
Opinion details:

This poster would not recommend Village Green to their friends.

-Posted on Apr 30, 2007