Cookie Monster Is Hardly A Monster At All

Cookie Monster Is Hardly A Monster At All

Cookie monster himself has been saying
that cookies are a sometimes food.
But his restraint
calls into question
whether he's any kind of monster at all.

Drug Monsters
are shooting up and smoking down

Sex Monsters
are thrusting in and pulling out.

Greed Monsters
are making bank on man's anguish.

Hate Monsters
invade deserts and kill Arabs.

Vain Monsters
are getting nips, tucks, and Botox™.

Death Monsters
are living fast, but not for long.

Their food is an always food all of the time;
it's endless devouring like it's no crime.