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Oh, That Child Of Yours!

Written by Dr. James McSaddle Related Items: , , , , , , ,

It would be good at climbing trees
and eating eucalyptus leaves.

Oh, that child of yours
hairy and smiling,
marred with infected sores,
each day defiling.

Your lil' misunderstood disease
With pussed boils that bestow heaves.




Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine

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Tally McFreckles Crosses The Line
Girl : I'm glad your really reading into it like this.

Gomez: Reading into it? What the hell do you mean(?). . .

Gomez: I oughta cut you long time ago Tally McFreckles

Girl: ::tear runs down cheek::

Gomez: But I didn't.

Gomez: And that's the most you'll ever be loved by anyone.

Girl: ::cowers on the floor, yelps::

Gomez: ::slice:: (Blood splatters)

Girl: ::cries::, ::screams:: ::yelps::

Gomez: Oh Girl! You have no faith in medicine. (With Speckles Of Blood On His Face)


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