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Empty Things & Hollow Rings

Empty Things & Hollow Rings

Things you
got goin'
ain't goin'
no place
at all.

Maybe
you ought
to go
and get
going on
getting
over
things you
don't get
and will
never
ever
have your
hands on.

And if
you are
fixing
some tricks
to make
it in
the mix;
get to
thinkin
sick things
to see
if that
which is
hollow
also
rings.

Sef Portrait In Notepad Taken With Webcam

Holy Frick! I Did It!

HAPPY EASTER!

T-Rex Vs The Sphinx: Summer 2009


Warpaint Against An Impure Conscience


Manny Faces


Free Cancer

What Are We?

What are we?
What are you?
Who Is Me?

Here's My Answer:
Go Get Cancer

So you see,
we are through
Let's Be Free!

Oh, That Child Of Yours!

It would be good at climbing trees
and eating eucalyptus leaves.

Oh, that child of yours

hairy and smiling,
marred with infected sores,
each day defiling.


Your lil' misunderstood disease
With pussed boils that bestow heaves.




Ham-Wallet Gumdrop:
A Poet's Banal Slop



Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

From so much to choose!
I just can't STOP!
Each Choice Means You LOSE!
Each Win Means You FLOP!


Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

You're sure to abuse
like an L.A. cop.

You've got no excuse
But You Just Won't Stop


Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!


You're wide, and she's loose

On THIS "Whistlestop" :-)
Like PLUMP Christmas Goose

You're Ready To SHOP

So get her to juice;
kiss, and be on top.

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!


End This Rhyme, Mr. Seuss!
This Has GOT To STOP! >:O

Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!
Ham-Wallet Gumdrop!

A Cautionary Tale

Luna The Rubbish Raccoona: A Cautionary Tale

Look At Luna Raccoona!
Rumaging Through That Rubbish
Counting down the time

Till You're Rubbish Too
Counting on your Penny Well Wish,
Crawling while you climb
That is what you'll do!
From Aimes To Altoona!


The Smartest Art There Is To Cause Your Fall.

Balls To The Wall, Walls To The Heart:
The Smartest Art There Is To Cause Your Fall.


I'd rather have a happy ending
than a pitiful start.
I guess that's how it goes
When you're too old to care
and too young to hold out.

When your balls own your heart.
And you don't care who knows
that you aren't being fair.
And Now you're out of clout.
and in need of some mending.

It's time you should be spending
the kind where we're apart.
And not so much on clothes
or product for your hair.
'Cause it's no way to clear doubt,
it's just endless pretending.

Think about who you're offending
with your cruel, haughty art.
To keep you on your toes.
It's just enough to scare
you right out of your bout
and once again ascending.

My Violin Case And Some Everclear

My Violin Case And Some Everclear


Finally, I Set Ablaze
My Violin Case

With Hand-Written Poems Inside


Destruction Surely Does Amaze

So Tells Your Warm Face

All Full Of Tears That You Hide


Quarter Pint Of Everclear
Half Is Fuel For Me
Half Imbibes The Past In Ash

Times Lost In An Orange Sear

I S'poze We Must Flee.

'Cause Forevers' Gone In A Dash


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Murphy Was His Name

F o r E m i l y

Murphy was his name.
But No Longer!
He will be never the same.

Half man, some skin on his face
Half machine, his metal flesh
All Cop, To Be There, Just In Case
Detroit's Hero Where man and Machine mesh.

Murphy was his name.
But these days, he does not recall
So Call him ROBOCOP, If To You It's All The Same
I hope he stays, Here to protect us all.


Back To School




James is driving with Mike on the job. This is Mike's first day.

James: "
Well you know once, I got from Muskegon to Lansing in just over an hour."

Mike:
"Ha ha, oh yeah? That's nuts! That's at least 100 miles per hour most of the way."

James: "It was at least 90 most of the way, with clear roads and low traffic. There was this guy in a Dodge Charger whom I caught up with west of Grand Rapids, and I just got behind him and paced him."

Mike: "Plus you have a radar detector, right?."

James: "Oh yeah. That's what I bought with my first tax return when I turned 16. It was probably the best investment I have ever made."

Mike: "Aren't they illegal?"

James: "Nope! Not in Michigan. I guess they are illegal in places like Virginia, Delaware, and Ontatro."

Mike: "Huh! I didn't know that. You probably don't want to get caught with one though! Like, if you got pulled over."

James: "Well, you don't get caught if you have it, you know?"

Mike: "Heh, right."

James: "It's like, you don't want the fuzz to catch you with a piece. You know? But like, if the cop catches you with a piece, you just fucking cap the pig."

Mike: ::SILENCE::

James: You know?

Mike: ". . .right." (Visibly Uncomfortable)

James: "I fucking hate cops, man. They have power issues. They tend to date small statured women, often Asian. You know, someone that could never physically overpower them in bed. Someone that makes them seem...you know, big in comparison."

Mike: ::Shuffles In Seat:: "I guess."

James: "Women cops...I don't know. They are usually pretty heavy. I imagine they have extremely large dildos. Like freakishly fucking huge. You know why?"

Mike: "Why?"

James: "Because they don't respect anything that isn't physically intimidating. Like, painfully physically intimidating for most women. I'm talking, like...the thought of a bruised cervix makes them hot."

Mike: "Yeah?"

James: "Yeah! I don't think you could be interested or successful in law enforcement if you didn't have power issues. It's pretty repulsive actually."

Mike: "I suppose."

James: ::DRINKS FROM FLASK:: This weekday rush traffic is impossible to tolerate without at least a mild buzz. You know?

Mike: ::Sinks Into Seat::

Putting The Moves On: Deal Or New Deal?



My Major Is Business

I've decided to share some of my cartoons.

Deleted Scene From Terminator 2

It was cut because there was no violence.

T-800: "I am here to pick up my dry-cleaning."

Clerk: "Sir, this is a Wendy's.™"

T-800: "I did not come here to play games."

Clerk: "Do you even own clothes other than the ones you're wearing?"

T-800: "This is not about how many clothes I own."